How to achieve calmness in the midst of difficult child-dom

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by muttmeister, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. muttmeister

    muttmeister Well-Known Member

    Maybe you have seen this before but it sure made me giggle.:tongue:

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl:

    Thanks mutt, you've no idea how I needed a laugh tonight.
  3. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member


    I am finishing off a bag of Skittles myself.
  4. HaoZi

    HaoZi Guest

    Hmmm.... guess I need to finish this coffee and this pack of cigs. And perhaps it would be a good idea to finish getting dressed, too.
  5. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Love, love this!! I'm off to see what I can finish!!
  6. shellyd67

    shellyd67 Active Member

  7. DaisyFace

    DaisyFace Love me...Love me not

    LOL! That's awesome!!!!

    O yes....good project....I will have to see what I have left "unfinished" myself.
  8. klmno

    klmno Active Member


    That was great! I hadn't seen it before so thanks for sharing!
  9. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    LOVE this!! I have a bottle of ready to drink long island iced tea in the fridge along with fried pies (MAJOR YUM), frozen cookie dough we haven't finished baking, and a bunch of other stuff. AWESOME!!!!!

    Heck, I might even finish my NAP!!!
  10. Jena

    Jena New Member

    ok that is way way too funny!!!
  11. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    I just finished the brownies and a big glass of milk. Could there be a better breakfast, considering Miss KT is on her way home for the long weekend? Maybe if I'd put Bailey's in the milk...
  12. tiredmommy

    tiredmommy Site Moderator