I've developed allergies. I've never had allergies. My doctor says, "Well, you're at that age." That's it. I'm changing my signature back to 35 years old. And that's where I'm staying. So there. pfffffffffffffffffffft It's like my mom's former business partner. According to my mom, she "used to be 8 years older than me; now she's 2 years younger than me." I also think I need bifocals. I'm having to take my glasses off a lot to read things. When did this happen? Where was I when it was happening? Where's the smiley with the stooped figure and a shaky cane?