Abbey, just for your viewing pleasure, I'm going to heave myself out of my chair and do the Hustle.
First, the visual:
big ol' pregnant belly bolted onto the front of my little 5 ft 2 body
hair in a messy pony tail
wearing a business suit jacket (the only part that still fits)
a long black t-shirt
grey flannel maternity pants
(Gosh, if there was a crest on my jacket pocket, I'd look like a prep school boy in this outfit)
And as one friend described me recently, I look like a snake that swallowed an antelope...
And now that you have that delightful image in your head, imagine me dancing to this:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFz2WkVAk38"]YouTube - Do The Hustle[/ame]
And step-cross-step-point, step-cross-step-point
And turn-turn-turn-flare
And step-cross-step-point...
Entertained yet?
I tried my best!
Trinity