Daisy, are you sure you don't live down the street from me? Not only would they be lined up for this here, it would be on the front page of the weekly newspaper and then the County Commission would vote it in, making it mandatory!
I worked in IT tech support back in the days when cordless landline phones were first becoming popular. I can still remember the first time I heard a distinct *flush* over the line. I nearly fell out of my chair.
Good joke though I first saw it on 4/1. Whomever did the sites did an excellent job.