Really funny!!

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Estherfromjerusalem, May 6, 2008.

  1. Estherfromjerusalem

    Estherfromjerusalem Well-Known Member

    I got this from a friend in the e-mail. I think it is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. So I thought I would share it with you all.

    Love, Esther

    Summer Classes for Men at

    by Friday, August 17 th 2008

    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The La undry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. < BR>Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
  2. Star*

    Star* call 911

    that is a scream -

    I have a very good DF - So I'm going to take advantage of printing this out and signing him up for

    Classes 6,10 & 13.

    The rest after 9 years? Yeah SOMEONE else better change that toilet paper roll - because if they don't? I take the TP with me and put on head phones, and hide the TP in the linen closet under a blanket and then state when "bellowed at" from the porcelain library that it IS possible that we have more paper - but finding it and putting it ON the roller is NOT an option - then snidely ask - "Wasn't there a roll on the counter earlier? WHATEVER could have happened to it??? - Had it only been put on the roller it would not have run away!!!!!"

    But I'm largely sarcastic about those things. (no really!lol)

    Tnaks for the morning laugh!
  3. SaraT

    SaraT New Member

    :rofl:Those should be required classes for all men before getting married. lol

    Too funny.
  4. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    Maybe part of the proposal should involve showing their report card before we say yes?

  5. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Very, very funny...and true.
  6. meowbunny

    meowbunny New Member

  7. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    LOL cerebreal atrophy
  8. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    I've seen this...and printed it out and posted it on the fridge when #2 was living with us. Both #2 and Hubby didn't think it was funny. Can't imagine why...