We need a condo on the beach where we can all take turns getting away for a bit. No kids, no difficult child's, no husbands (unless you really want him there); just you, the beach, a book, some music, and a drink. Or two.
Well, I've been trying really hard but I'm about to give up. LOL! Of course, my goal is to have difficult child live there- but he wouldn't always be home.
Wait....isn't there a fund we can draw from that's full of all of that money we've paid into for lawyers, probation fees and to replace/repair items in our homes??? That ought to cover it.