Whoever started this, it is freaking awesome ! It is so nice to see us describe ourselves as the beautiful soulful gals that we are !
I am 5’5” and (do I have to) lol - I don’t lie, but, hmmmm…. 165 lbs. Everyone actually thinks I am l am lying when I tell them my weight as they all guess me at 125. I carry it well; lucky me. I very well could be 140 right now as I don’t have much of an appetite lately. I am overweight according to those societal charts. I am a perfect 12-14. My titties finally grew .. I am 58. If I put my boobies where they belong in a good fitting push up bra, they are a C. If I let them be, they are door knockers next to my belly button. (like newtons cradle) haha…..I use to say, when God was handing out boobies, I turned around to talk to the woman in line behind me and he smacked them right on my arse. I have a flat wide butt and am always in search of a booty enhancing pair of jeans... I have hazel/green eyes, good looking teeth, my smile is my best feature, lil past my shoulders light brown hair, straight but thin and ugly. I haven’t been to the stylist in a while because all my “frosting” was fried off and I lost half my hair. I’ve been touching it up myself lately with basic light brown and waiting for it to heal. I let it hang lately; otherwise I put it up in a messy sexy something or another. I am a Polish Jew a smattering of German and Italian; and I’m not “white” , I’m tannish, caucasian? I really don’t think anyone is “white” or “black” - even the blacks are really all just shades of brown. I use to do my nails but haven’t since I’ve been depressed. I have been told that I have a searing stare at you when you are talking and I am listening. I love make-up ! I love all things girlie. I am a mega tomboy with a mega potty mouth.
I have been told that I am very pretty and I am happy with my reflection, cept for my profile, I see a turkey neck that I was real close to getting fixed once.
I am a comedian.
I have been wearing fitting sweats lately with that really thick waist band that makes you look good and makes me look like I could have a JLo butt, (at least in my world). I change my style regularly. One year I will be glitter from head to toe; another year I will be flannel farm girl; another year I’ll be Tshirt and jeans; another year I’ll be camisole and any kind of bottoms.
Another year I’ll be all sundresses.
I collect shoes. I don’t count them. Often I buy them, wear them once, and put them in the closet.
I am terribly opinionated.
I cherish my friends more than the average person because I know that I am a difficult person and if they continue to love me; then they have a darn good honest heart as they see and know that I NEVER have any ill intensions. I am loyal to a fault. I love to laugh loudly.
I treat my animals like humans .
I love BOXER DOGS !
I love talking parrots.
I taught my parrots dirty words.
I collect jewelry from Brighton.com
I never bought a diamond because they ain’t nuttin but polished dirt. Lets polish this dirt, make it sparkle, call it a diamond and entice fools to spend big money on it. However, I have lots of them because they’ve been given to me by my nanny and poppy. I’d rather have the cash. I use to be a gambler in a bad way. I’m a Jersey girl and always will be but my home is Ohio and retirement is around the corner and I hope to be in the Smokey Mountains, or even in a camper on any river. However, I may squat in a "nook" in NYC one day with my other "wealthy" son and move around like a hobo before settling anywhere at all.
I have a house thats way too big, a huge Colorado/Smokey mountain type house, typical brown cedar and green roof. My parents built a wing onto it so I can be close to them and they me.
I have owl houses on my property (home-made)and have had 3 springs of successful fledglings.They are screech owls. They let me walk up to them and talk to them. The momma is Ruby and the Daddy is Casper.
I feed raccoons dog kibble and at one time I had 16 coons sitting on the porch with me eating kibble. The babies sit on our laps and eat out of a bowl. They go right back to the woods when they are done and NEVER do damage to our home but the woodpeckers have done horrible damage.
If I don’t put the kibble out, the coons knock on the front door or look in the window at me and ask for their dinner.
I also have a salt block and cracked corn out for the deer. I have plenty of those also.
I live in the boonies and collect guns. I’ve only got 4 or 5 or 6 but I’d like more. I shoot in my back yard.
I drive a truck as my daily vehicle. Ford F-150.
I strongly dislike cats but one lives here and I take very good care of her, shots, spay etc, and yep, little stinker sleeps in my bed and sticks her tongue up my nose for some odd reason.
(I am enjoying this as I never talk about myself in this way and I could go on and on and on)
I don’t think anyone appreciates me as much as I’d like them to. I don’t think anyone has a clue how much I hurt. I am the “strong one”, nothing could ever be wrong with Beebz (my real name by the way) amongst others.
When some of you ladies speak of not wanting your identity to get out, I was thinking the same thing., and I thought, if someone here figures out who I am, then reach out fool ! If you are here for the same reason, the let your guard down and ring me up ! If you are here to be nosy as to who I am; then get a life of your own ya dang loser. You’re either with me or without me.
I am addicted to reading.
I realized this is supposed to be a physical description but I’m going on about me me me lol.
I could do this for hours, I really could, what does that make me? It makes me the happy girl I use to be.
I can still cover it up with humor, otherwise I cry. I do not hide from anyone and I am an open book. I cannot tell a lie and if I do its a really really tiny one. I despise liars.
Everyone tells me all the time that I should write a book. My best friend told me if she didn't know me up front and personal that she wouldn't believe half the things I tell her or she has witnessed having happened to me in life. This drug addict/homeless son is one of a dozen hardships that I've been through, and still am going through.
I want to do another Q and A lol
~hugs~