So, I did some painting in the apartment over the weekend, added some color to the door frames and whatnot like that. The place is white, I'm using blue. Now this child... this highly intelligent child that has been watching me do this painting... walks into the kitchen and places her entire hand on the jutting wall edge she just watched me paint. "Why didn't you tell me it was wet paint?" I almost did a *facepalm* but remembered I still had the brush in my hand.