Dammit, Janet -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by gcvmom, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Hey Janet (Yes Board?), We've got something to say.
    We really love the skillful way
    You beat the other Warrior Mom's to the posts today!

    The river was deep but you swam it, Janet
    The future is yours so go plan it, Janet
    So please don't tell us to can it, Janet
    We've one thing to say and that's

    Dammit, Janet, Happy Birthday to you...

    The road was long but you ran it, Janet
    There's a fire in our heart and you fan it, Janet
    If there's one fool for you then we am it, Janet
    Now we've one thing to say and that's

    Dammit, Janet, Happy Birthday to you...

    Here's a (telephone) ring to prove that we're no joker
    There's three ways that love can grow
    That's good, bad or mediocre
    Oh J-A-N-E-T we love you so

    Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Board
    Now we're friends and I'm so glad, oh Board
    That you've met Billy, Jamie and Cory, and you know Tony, oh Board
    I've one thing to say and that's

    Board I'm mad for you too...

    Oh Board, Oh... dammit!
    We're mad, Oh Janet!
    For you, we love you too
    There's one thing left to do, and that's

    Sing happy birthday to you... dammit!
    Sing happy birthday to you... dammit!
    Sing happy birthday to you, dear Janet!
    There's still one thing to say and that's

    Dammit, Janet, Happy Birthday to you...

    Dammit Janet; Oh Board, I'm mad
    Dammit Janet; We love you!

  2. donna723

    donna723 Well-Known Member


  3. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    Happy Birthday Janet!

  4. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Happy Birthday!!:hapBday:
  5. tiredmommy

    tiredmommy Site Moderator

    Happy Birthday!
  6. flutterby

    flutterby Fly away!

    Happy Birthday!

    (Check out your facebook.)
  7. everywoman

    everywoman Active Member

    Happy, Happy Birthday my friend.
  8. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Happy Birthday Woman!!!!!!! ​

    I hope that :hairy: (Tony), :cool_dog: (Jamie), :throwpc: (Billy) and :irock: (Cory) all paid homage to the woman of the day :cutie_pie: today!
  9. Nancy

    Nancy Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Happy Birthday Janet!!!
  10. Suz

    Suz (the future) MRS. GERE

    Well I certainly can't top my predecessors but I sure want to wish my friend Janet a very happy birthday! :flowers:

  11. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member


    Happy Birthday, Janet!
  12. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Hope you had a wonderful day!
  13. dreamer

    dreamer New Member

    Hope it was awesome
  14. busywend

    busywend Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Happy Birthday! As usual I am a day late! Hope it was great!
  15. 1905

    1905 Well-Known Member

    I hope it was a good one.
  16. Rabbit

    Rabbit Member

    Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

    Happy Belated Birthday! Hope your day was fantastic!:D
  18. house of cards

    house of cards New Member

    Another one late to the parade...Happy Birthday!!
  19. ML

    ML Guest

    Happy Birthday.
  20. nvts

    nvts Active Member

    Auntie Janet! It was my birthday the other day and mom's been trying to use my picture as a happy birthday on our message to you, but she's sort of a spaz with that type of thing.

    Once I can form words, I'll show her how!

    Happy Birthday! Now they added a year for me and they'll subtract one from you, so now you can tell everyone you're 22!