nvts
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Again from difficult child 2. I love this kid! He just makes me laugh on a daily basis.
You may recall that he strips naked when he needs to, um, sit down to use the facilities. His preK teacher was getting concerned about him being in the bathroom so long so she knocked, he said "come in" and there he was, stark naked, except his socks, perched on the camode.
The teacher said "J, why are you sitting there with just your socks on?". He looked at her like she was dumber than dirt and said "Um, because my feet are cold!".
Fast forward to last night, about 3 a.m. difficult child 2 comes in, and is poking me in the forehead. "What?". "Mom, I had a nightmare" "What was the nightmare about" "The baby on youtube with the red glowing eyes" "Ok, it was done on the computer, we know this, so come on, honey, and I'll tuck you back in"...
in the dark of night, I get the "you're dumber than dirt" tone "um, that's where I had the nightmare to begin with, WHY would I want to go back there? - I wanted to sleep in here".
I just rolled over and let him in.
and then in the dark of night, the bed starts to shake and all I hear is
"hee, hee, hee, hee"
Thanks for the input, husband!
Beth
You may recall that he strips naked when he needs to, um, sit down to use the facilities. His preK teacher was getting concerned about him being in the bathroom so long so she knocked, he said "come in" and there he was, stark naked, except his socks, perched on the camode.
The teacher said "J, why are you sitting there with just your socks on?". He looked at her like she was dumber than dirt and said "Um, because my feet are cold!".
Fast forward to last night, about 3 a.m. difficult child 2 comes in, and is poking me in the forehead. "What?". "Mom, I had a nightmare" "What was the nightmare about" "The baby on youtube with the red glowing eyes" "Ok, it was done on the computer, we know this, so come on, honey, and I'll tuck you back in"...
in the dark of night, I get the "you're dumber than dirt" tone "um, that's where I had the nightmare to begin with, WHY would I want to go back there? - I wanted to sleep in here".
I just rolled over and let him in.
and then in the dark of night, the bed starts to shake and all I hear is
"hee, hee, hee, hee"
Thanks for the input, husband!
Beth