saw one of those internet ads out of the corner of my eye with that title and it struck my manic funny bone.
Let's see - how many goofy, dumb responses can we come up with to that question?
First one is sooooo easy of course.
1. DIE
2. Leech off your kids
3. Live in a dumptser
4. go live somewhere in Europe while you still have $$ but then run out?
5. Invest in a home (hahahahahahahahaha we are like 500% underwater) and then give it back to the lender (minus the pool pump, dishwasher, air conditioner, new countertops, slide in appliances, garage door opener, water heater, all bathroom fixtures, anything else not glued down so firmly that you can't get it off or out of the wall)
6. did I mention leech off your kids
7. oh forget that one - we have difficult children. Guess we're stuck with dog food and dumptsers
9. never retire
10 live in a cave and shoot things to eat until they come and take you away somewhere that they will feed you and clothe you and give you good medical care - all for free (I know these places exist cause i keep hearign about how much it is costing us taxpayers for these things)
Let's see - how many goofy, dumb responses can we come up with to that question?
First one is sooooo easy of course.
1. DIE
2. Leech off your kids
3. Live in a dumptser
4. go live somewhere in Europe while you still have $$ but then run out?
5. Invest in a home (hahahahahahahahaha we are like 500% underwater) and then give it back to the lender (minus the pool pump, dishwasher, air conditioner, new countertops, slide in appliances, garage door opener, water heater, all bathroom fixtures, anything else not glued down so firmly that you can't get it off or out of the wall)
6. did I mention leech off your kids
7. oh forget that one - we have difficult children. Guess we're stuck with dog food and dumptsers
9. never retire
10 live in a cave and shoot things to eat until they come and take you away somewhere that they will feed you and clothe you and give you good medical care - all for free (I know these places exist cause i keep hearign about how much it is costing us taxpayers for these things)