Verily I say unto ye.......... Money It can buy a house But not a home It can buy a clock But not time It can buy you a position But not respect It can buy you a bed But not sleep It can buy you a book But not knowledge It can buy you medicine But not health It can buy you blood But not life So you see money isn't everything And it often causes pain and suffering I tell you this because I am your friend And as your friend I want to Take away your pain and suffering!! So Send me all your money And I will suffer for you! Cash only please! After all, what are friends for, huh?? I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE! MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!! They come from your crazy friends!