Mysteries of the world...

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Old-hand, Apr 30, 2018.

  1. Pink Elephant

    Pink Elephant Well-Known Member

    Fun thread!

    If evaporated milk is evaporated, then what's in the can?

    What happens to sour cream after it's due date, does it turn fresh?
     
  2. Lil

    Lil Well-Known Member

    George Carlin -

    1. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    3. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled a them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

    4. What's another word for synonym?

    5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do: 'practice'?

    6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

    7. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

    8. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?

    9. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    10. Why do they report power outages on TV?

    11. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

    12. Is it possible to be totally partial?

    13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

    14. Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?

    15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

    16. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

    17. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

    18. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

    19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

    20. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    21. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    22. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

    23. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

    24. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
     
  3. Tanya M

    Tanya M Living with an attitude of gratitude Staff Member

    A little big
    Pretty ugly
    Act naturally
    Found missing
    Alone together
    Ill health
    Small crowd
    Clearly misunderstood
    Jumbo shrimp
    Open secret
    Dry ice
     
  4. Lil

    Lil Well-Known Member

    Why do we have hot water heaters? If the water is hot, why do you need to heat it? What you need is a cold water warmer.
     
  5. Tanya M

    Tanya M Living with an attitude of gratitude Staff Member

    If people die from natural causes, is it because they ate natural foods?
     
  6. Pink Elephant

    Pink Elephant Well-Known Member

    Oh you guys these are so good!!!

    What a fun thread! Keep 'em coming! Love, love, love it!