Need a laugh?

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by KTMom91, Feb 7, 2011.

  1. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Because of my mad proofreading skills, I was asked to proof Miss KT's roommate's paper on lying. I see why the two get along so well...neither one of them can write.

    "Jonah lied to himself and told himself he had to go to Tarsis. Then God had a whale and the whale took him to Tarsis."

    I'm sitting here in complete hysterics...God had a whale. Is that anything like "Don't have a cow, man?"

    And this is the future of our country...
  2. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Just shoot me now.