oh to be 6 again

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by antsmom, May 20, 2007.

  1. Sunlight

    Sunlight Active Member

    To Be 6 Again...

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife,
    looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he
    asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice
    big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
    Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head
    was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy
    Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
    favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled
    home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over
    his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it
    like being six again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I
    meant my dress size, you dummy!"

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is
    gonna get it wrong.
  2. On_Call

    On_Call New Member

    OMG - too cute!

    Suspect I'd have to be very careful in expressing things of this nature to my husband too!

    Thanks for posting this! Gave me a chuckle today and I needed one!
  3. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member


    Sounds just like something that would happen to me.
  4. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member