Abbey
Spork Queen
...go to work with the stomach flu/crud.
...go to the neighbor's house for dinner when I haven't had but one bite of toast in the last 2 days. I think they're offended that I couldn't even finish a dinner roll when they really had a nice spread of food out there. (The 5 dogs secretly helped out.)
...not try to catch a Degu to clean his cage. He can sit in his own crud for all I'm concerned right now. Those little buggers are lightening fast.
...not check your mailbox and find a wrist band that says: FACE YOUR FEARS. BURIALCHAMBERS.COM. Kind of freaked me out.
...not answer my phone when I want to be alone. I'm sorry, my lovely family, but Wisconsinites do not understand the concept of private time.
...not go out to smoke a cig in the middle of the night nude as I can't sleep and my fever is high. I was so spoiled in Vegas as I did this all the time. Here...well, it's rather public. I'm thinking, who else is up at 2am? Evidently a neighbor.
...don't answer the phone on a Saturday when a sports nut calls while watching college football. I'm like...dude, why are you calling me? You are on another planet right now. You just want to high five anyone in calling distance as (pardon me if I don't get this right sport fans) Navy beat some team for the first time in 50 some years. I'm not even sure it was Navy. I kind of stopped listening after about 5 seconds.
...not to volunteer for inventory EVER again. Not fun.
I'm not doing well at being sick, eh?
Abbey
...go to the neighbor's house for dinner when I haven't had but one bite of toast in the last 2 days. I think they're offended that I couldn't even finish a dinner roll when they really had a nice spread of food out there. (The 5 dogs secretly helped out.)
...not try to catch a Degu to clean his cage. He can sit in his own crud for all I'm concerned right now. Those little buggers are lightening fast.
...not check your mailbox and find a wrist band that says: FACE YOUR FEARS. BURIALCHAMBERS.COM. Kind of freaked me out.
...not answer my phone when I want to be alone. I'm sorry, my lovely family, but Wisconsinites do not understand the concept of private time.
...not go out to smoke a cig in the middle of the night nude as I can't sleep and my fever is high. I was so spoiled in Vegas as I did this all the time. Here...well, it's rather public. I'm thinking, who else is up at 2am? Evidently a neighbor.
...don't answer the phone on a Saturday when a sports nut calls while watching college football. I'm like...dude, why are you calling me? You are on another planet right now. You just want to high five anyone in calling distance as (pardon me if I don't get this right sport fans) Navy beat some team for the first time in 50 some years. I'm not even sure it was Navy. I kind of stopped listening after about 5 seconds.
...not to volunteer for inventory EVER again. Not fun.
I'm not doing well at being sick, eh?
Abbey