Nancy,
I google Avatars and just look for the ones that strike me as funny.
True story about duct tape: My dad fixed EVERYTHING with it - even the plumbing in Moms house. So when DF and I came to help remodel - and DF being a master plumber replumbed the entire house - he was laughing every time he came out of the basement with a new duct tape find - some of which he had no idea how they stayed together. My mother replied - "With duct tape and prayer."