Is it too soon to start the evening cocktails? He was a good boy - called husband, not me. But of course, I'm the one who solves problems (why can no one else in this family think their way out of a box?!?!?!?!?) so I had to get involved, in order to get it towed to repair place - in the middle of Timbuktu, Indiana. Apparently hit the metal guard poles that surround gas pumps. Good thing those poles are there. Apparently car is not drivable. Third day of his job, not sure how he's going to get there now. He is not hurt. He is not hurt. He is not hurt. husband just told me it's not cocktail hour yet. I will be calm. I will be calm. I will be calm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.