Want a good laugh?

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Mayapple5, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. Mayapple5

    Mayapple5 New Member

    I dont' know if this is allowed or not but we all need a good laugh some times. Especially when we are at our lowest. Here is a good one that goes along with this Holloween. I don't do Holloween, but this is good to get my spirits picked up after the night I had with our difficult child 2.

    Subject: A Halloween story


    A Halloween Story

    A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind
    him he hears:




    Walking faster, he look back and through the fog he makes out the image
    of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
    toward him.




    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
    quickly behind him.






    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
    in, slams and locks the door behind him.
    However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket




    on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is
    pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

    Bumping and clapping toward him.

    The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
    is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the


    (hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

    The coffin stops.
  2. Jena

    Jena New Member

    lol ok.............LOL. I'm so clueless you had me up until coffin stopped. :)

    very cute!!

  3. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    My nose just got a coffee enema - OMG that was tooooo funny!
  4. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

    Excellent! I'm passing that one to everyone I know~
  5. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    That was so cute. I'm going to have to pass that one on!
    Thanks Mayapple!

  6. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    Laughs are definately allowed. This little guy: :rofl: is one of our most used smiles. He does us a world of good.

    Thank you for this seasonal chuckle. It is even one we can share with our difficult children! :rofl:
  7. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

  8. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Great Halloween Joke! How cute, thanks for sharing........copying right now.......