MWM only fellow difficult child mom would get this joke but there were times I wish my difficult child was selling her pot because she just gave it away to all her "friends" who were only friends when she got paid and had pot. She thought they were real friends until her rent was due and they disappeared.
My daughter's experience was that if you take drugs you sell them. She has told me that a lot.
Actually, my daughter had drug dealers threatening her life because she had not paid them.