Not a good morning....
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"What makes you think I want to 'fool around' with you when all you've done today in the 20 minutes we've spent talking is put down my kids, make fun of my cleaning frenzy, complain about dinner, and ask me what I did all day on my ONE day off (and wasn't even really a day off since I went into the office 1/2 and STILL did everything else)?!?!?!!?
Pardon me for taking 90 minutes of my day to watch a movie by myself. Turd."
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"Really, so you can't remember to put your toothbrush back INTO the cup next to the sink that you took it from that's been there for the 15 years we've lived here? Really? So, the shaving cream, your scrubby razor and toothbrush all get to sit and soak in the lake you left on the bathroom vanity?" Nice.
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difficult child, is it any wonder why you can't hold down a job for any substantial length of time? You obviously don't get the concept that managers want workers who get there on time, at least pretend they want to be there and are appreciative of having a job! Not workers who skid into the office with nary a minute to spare smelling like cigarettes, coffee and morning breath."
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"If we don't have our own room while we're there, I'm leaving. Just a warning. Be prepared to find a ride home if you don't leave with me."
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"So, how's the real world treatin' ya? Nice to hear from you too."
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"Find some new material, a new joke and maybe make a friend for yourself. I'm tired of you."
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Like I said, not a good morning.