Love is: Giving someone the ability to hurt you, but trusting them not to. The glass is neither 1/2 full or 1/2 empty. It's 2 times bigger than it needs to be. Apple Jacks? I can taste the apples... Who's brilliant idea was it to put an 'S' in lisp? If toast always lands buttered side down and cats always land on their feet. What happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? (author notes she no way condones animal abuse) AND YOU?