A different way of looking at things

[Star*]

Love is: Giving someone the ability to hurt you, but trusting them not to.

The glass is neither 1/2 full or 1/2 empty. It's 2 times bigger than it needs to be.

Apple Jacks? I can taste the apples...

Who's brilliant idea was it to put an 'S' in lisp?

If toast always lands buttered side down and cats always land on their feet. What happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? (author notes she no way condones animal abuse)


AND YOU?

 

[flutterbee]

Why do you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

 

[totoro]

My Brain hurts.... :hammer:

I know stop hitting myself in the head with a hammer... /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/throwpc.gif

 

[mrscatinthehat]

Why do things that are good for you taste bad and things that are bad for you taste good?

 

[Suz]

Why is it when someone tastes something really AWFUL they want you to taste it, too?

:spaghetti:

Suz

 

[Hound dog]

How can you tell it's a Lady bug, vs a "man" bug?

:lipstick:

 

[ck1]

Suz...so true...thanks for making me laugh out loud!! :rofl: