Actually, I think one that has a picture of a spork with the slogan "You" but than is that too four letter wordish? (though spork has 5 letters but some people may not count)
KFC may just be the source to get sporks? (though ours have spoons, knives, and forks separate)
I also came across a new term for the combo of fork and knife. I think it was knork. But I would think you would have to be extra careful how you hold it if the knife is sharp enough to work on anything?