So Friday nite we had free tickets to a local ball game (box seats) difficult child II (who is 11) invited his "girlfriend" (also 11) and her Mom said yes b4 I could even object. So me, difficult child II, difficult child II's girlfriend, difficult child I and my Mom go to the game. Turns out we had the whole box (airconditioned, leather sofas, TV with cable and a waitress to fulfill our every desire) to ourself! It was really vey nice! BUT there was a big party in the box next to us and one little boy (about 5 or 6) who was DEFINATLEY a difficult child!!!! We are sitting in the box eating and this kid comes across the balcony and stands up on the seats (blocking our view of the game) and starts licking the glass and giving us the finger. His mom comes over and apologizes and they go back to their box. We move out to the balcony seats and the child comes back! He literally sits on top of difficult child II's girlfriend and tries to lick her face. Now I am waiting for difficult child II to haul off and smack this child. But difficult child II's girlfriend handles herself and shoves the kid off and marches over to the other box and complains to his mother. She waves and apologizes again. We go back in our box, difficult child II is flaming mad at this point, I try to point out that the kid may have ADHD or something and then difficult child II's girlfriend says, "yeah maybe he has mental problems like you do" I freeze, difficult child I (who was napping on the leather sofa) raises his eyebrows and I look at difficult child II who's face is locked with tension ........ but he did not blow, difficult child II's girlfriend laughed and hugged him and asked him to buy her a drink, the power of young love, I suppose! Then I look up and there are two little white butt cheeks pushed up against the glass, UGH! That child was definatley a difficult child!!!!! We left b4 the fireworks or we would've had fireworks right in our box!!!