Cinderella, an update

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by trinityroyal, May 13, 2009.

  1. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member


    Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with an old cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?

    The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

    Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful,but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

    Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".

    The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?"

    Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

    Then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"

    Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."

    Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

    The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.

    With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

    For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

    Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

    Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...

    "Bet you're sorry now that you had me neutered."
  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    This one needed a warning!! *wiping coffee off the computer screen*
  3. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

  4. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen


    Keep going, girl. You're writing well. (Poor Bob. Or maybe it should be poor Cinderella.)

  5. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    Gosh Abbey, I only wish I'd wrote that. A friend of mine dropped that in my inbox this morning. After spewing hot tea all over my computer, desk and shirtfront, I just had to pass it along.
  6. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Awww...well, it was still pretty darn good. Thanks for passing it on!

  7. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    Oh poor Bob.

    That was funny!
  8. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    Too good.

  9. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    That was great!
  10. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    So what you're sayin' is that Bob had been bobbed? Lends new meaning to the term bobcat...

  11. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

  12. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Trinity - needed a warning......

    ROFLMcat OFF......