It's day 13, that I've gone without smoke
I'm not into happy, I need someone to choke
Plenty of warnings I've given my crew
This isn't so easy - but what can I do?
Things that were easier I'll list right here
To pass my time; I'll be perfectly clear
Shaving my armpits with duct tape was easy
That Bermuda wax in Cabo was breezy
Child birth 38 hours was fun
Sun burn while vacationing could not be out done
Standing on my ears in the corner was good
Ignoring that accountant guy in our neighborhood
But day fourteen I shall claim you as my own!!!
Victory will be mine as I smoke NOT in my home
And my lungs will be healthy and I'll remain smoke free
For day 99 cometh and I won't be Grrrrumpy.
YOU CAN DO EEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
rha rha rheeeee kickem in the knee
rha rha rhassssa kickem in the
other knee
GOOOOOO D3