O M G !!!! I am trying my darndest to not laugh outloud right now. difficult child is sitting in the next room working on his homework. His Animal Science homework. Apparently they are studying reproduction this week. I've gotten a couple of questions from him in the last few minutes and I'm just dying here!!! First he asked what semen is. **thinking in my head: Um, hello! You're a teenage boy. I'm pretty sure you know what that is** Outloud I tell him that semen is the fluid that the sperm "live" in. (At this point, my hand is over my mouth to keep the giggles in) THEN he asks if girls have semen too. Now, I should mention that husband and I have both explained various things to difficult child over the years, with proper terminology. (er...at least on MY part....not too sure about husband) When I explained that no, we don't produce that particular fluid, he had another question. That one was regarding something that I just can't figure out a polite and acceptable-to-the-board way of putting. I managed to stammer my way through that answer because at THAT point, basically my entire fist was in my mouth to keep from laughing. The things this kid comes up with!!!