Husband and wife are driving down the road together with the wife driving. Wife is driving along at 55mph on the interstate. Husband looks over at her and says "Honey, I have decided that I want a divorce." Wife says nothing but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. Husband continues to talk and says "Dear, I met a new woman who is 25 years old and I want to start all over again." Wife continues to drive in silence but increases her speed to 75 mph. Husband says "I want the house, the car, and the bank accounts." Wife says nothing and increases her speed to 85 mph and starts to veer the car towards the side of the road. Husband looks over at the wife and asks the wife "Isnt there anything you want?" Right before the wife slams her car into a cement bridge she says "No, I have everything I need. I have the air bag!" LMAO.