translation for all non veggie tale fans = I have too much STUFF!!! And my Mom has WAY TOO MUCH STUFF, they literally have not parted with anything ever! We have cook books in this house from 1950! I found tooth paste with an exp date of 1995! Forget cavity protection, we probably have the cure for aides in a tube! I just feel this incredible urge to purge all excess stuff, I know I do not actually have that much, but, becoming a simpleton is strangely appealing. I am sure the next time I go to Lancaster this rant will be forgotten, but when/if I ever get my own place, I am shooting for the less is more decorating technique, no more chachkeys!