mstang67chic
Going Green
When it comes to a husband, I consider myself pretty lucky. husband is a really good guy....kind hearted, makes me laugh, loves animals, and does his best to take care of his family.
And then there are times where I just want to smack him upside the head and ask where his brain went. More times than not, it's over stupid stuff too.
I don't have a full set of MATCHING sheets anymore. Partly because I don't think to stock up. But mostly because of husband's TOES!!! OMG...that man's toenails are like freaking dinasour claws!!! He has worn through at least THREE top sheets AND a bottom sheet. It's horrible!
I got home this weekend and went to straighten the bed covers. I knew the top sheet was getting worn (again) and when I looked at it, there is a big HOLE. I do mean big.....at least the size around of a dessert plate.
I have been asking and asking and telling and telling husband to go get a pedicure. I can't keep replacing sheets like this! Everytime I have this conversation with him...EVERY TIME....he's surprised that it's his toes doing it. He says that he clips his nails and can't understand how this happens. Um...well....yes, he does clip them but not short enough and he doesn't always clip them well. These things are so thick he has actually broken toe nail clippers!!!
I stripped the bed to wash the sheets today and had enough. I didn't yell but I made it very clear to husband that he needed to get a pedicure NOW. Ok, he says. I'll call down to the beauty college. A few minutes later, he asks me how to spell pedicure.
What???
Seems he's texting the girl he usually deals with to ask if he can get in today.
A few more minutes go by.....no response from this girl.
Um..."sweetie"? Don't you think it might be more effective and QUICKER to just.....oh I don't know.......CALL down there????
He's going at 2. I'll be heading to Walmart to find some reasonably priced sheets. (That's another reason I don't buy a lot of sheets. I've become a sheet snob and refuse to buy anything less than 300 thread count. I MIGHT do 250 but they have to feel right.)
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And then there are times where I just want to smack him upside the head and ask where his brain went. More times than not, it's over stupid stuff too.
I don't have a full set of MATCHING sheets anymore. Partly because I don't think to stock up. But mostly because of husband's TOES!!! OMG...that man's toenails are like freaking dinasour claws!!! He has worn through at least THREE top sheets AND a bottom sheet. It's horrible!
I got home this weekend and went to straighten the bed covers. I knew the top sheet was getting worn (again) and when I looked at it, there is a big HOLE. I do mean big.....at least the size around of a dessert plate.
I have been asking and asking and telling and telling husband to go get a pedicure. I can't keep replacing sheets like this! Everytime I have this conversation with him...EVERY TIME....he's surprised that it's his toes doing it. He says that he clips his nails and can't understand how this happens. Um...well....yes, he does clip them but not short enough and he doesn't always clip them well. These things are so thick he has actually broken toe nail clippers!!!
I stripped the bed to wash the sheets today and had enough. I didn't yell but I made it very clear to husband that he needed to get a pedicure NOW. Ok, he says. I'll call down to the beauty college. A few minutes later, he asks me how to spell pedicure.
What???
Seems he's texting the girl he usually deals with to ask if he can get in today.
A few more minutes go by.....no response from this girl.
Um..."sweetie"? Don't you think it might be more effective and QUICKER to just.....oh I don't know.......CALL down there????
He's going at 2. I'll be heading to Walmart to find some reasonably priced sheets. (That's another reason I don't buy a lot of sheets. I've become a sheet snob and refuse to buy anything less than 300 thread count. I MIGHT do 250 but they have to feel right.)
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH