This week I won $1 million from Microsoft. That's the second time, at least. Last week I won $1 million from Yahoo. (Don't tell them that I prefer Google. ) A bank in Nigeria wants me to help them find the beneficiaries of $5.4 million of which I will get a nice cut and I might even be the long, lost relative of someone in a country in Africa I've never even heard of. What am I going to do with all this money? What I want to know, is how is it that people actually fall for this stuff??? It must work...they keep sending them out.