Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by I'm going crazy!!!, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. I'm going crazy!!!

    I'm going crazy!!! New Member

    A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on
    a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

    "Not yet," said the little boy.

    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

    Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens,
    he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.

    When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother
    gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon,
    and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken,
    so you don't get any eggs for a week.

    I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
    a week either.

    I saw you kick the cow so for a week
    you aren't getting any milk."

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
    kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,

    and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"
  2. ScentofCedar

    ScentofCedar New Member

  3. meowbunny

    meowbunny New Member

  4. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Grandpa

    I don't get it.
  5. KateM

    KateM Member

    And neither will the hubby in the joke!
  6. April

    April New Member

    I have heard that one before, but it never ceases to crack me up, thanks for the laughs!!!
  7. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

  8. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Grandpa

    OK I got a PM 'splainin' the joke. All I can say is, boy, am I dense.

    I now "get" KateM's comment too.

    Belatedly: :rofl:
  9. Star*

    Star* call 911

    I don't know which is funnier - the joke or Kates comment!

    Thanks for that!