Morning funny

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Abbey, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Ok. easy child has been banned from using either of our two cars for 'behavior' issues.

    I go out this morning to make sure he didn't take the car to school, and my BRAND NEW car is missing. I panic.

    Let me backtrack. husband doesn't sleep. He is up at all hours of the night doing whatever. Right now he is in cleaning phase.

    So, I come into the house yelling, "The new car is gone!! Someone stole our car!!"

    He says very calmly that it is in the garage. The garage? We haven't had a car in the garage in 15 years!!

    Evidently his nightly task was to clean the garage so a car could fit in. I never even thought to look in the garage for a car.

  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    I very nearly fell outta my chair!! Way too funny.

    And oh, since husband is in cleaning mode....Could I please borrow him for a while?? I'll keep him busy for DAYS. :cutie_pie:
  3. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen


    I'll send him right over. You'll LOVE it. (snicker)

  4. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Glad he caught you before you phoned it in to police. Might be a little odd to have to call them back and say the car was in the garage. You could be making the evening news with the Tennessee folks who put the kid in the trunk so they could get the tv in the back seat.....
  5. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Shoot...the police don't come for darn near anything here. We were broken into two years into the house with me sleeping upstairs, never came. It's all by phone call.

  6. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    I've got two shedding dogs at home. He can visit us any time he wants!
  7. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    When Lisa's done with him, I could use your husband over here. Hubby has turned our garage into a workshop. With about 47 of every tool and electronic gadget imaginable. I think there are 12 computer monitors. Then, in the backyard...