I've decided my new hobby needs to be snake charming. Nevermind I am terrified of snakes. It would be easier than dealing with difficult child. Tonight's fun included driving him back to the dorm at his insistence during tornado warnings. He has an horrid respiratory infection. He refuses to take anything for it. Yet, he wanted me to buy him cigarettes on the way back. I refused. Was going by McDonalds because he hasn't eaten since 10am. (Nothing here, of course, will do) He was furious I wouldn't buy cigarettes. Said he couldn't eat unless he could smoke. He had said earlier he wasn't out - just running low but...hey, you wanna go hungry, not my problem. So, I drove through the winds and rain and deposited him on campus. I need to go practice my flute playing and learn to tie a turban on my head....if I am gonna be a snake charmer, I want to do well.