Anyone ever try to put their EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD in diapers? Cause if I catch the boy doing again, what he just did.......I will super glue a diaper to his waist. We have a backporch/mudroom/laundry room and this is where my big freezer is. I walked back there to grab something for dinner. If you are facing the freezer, your back is to the back door and to your left is a window looking out on a covered patio area. I glance out the window and see difficult child standing there facing part of the house. (He's in profile from the window) He's just standing there looking down at something but it's obvious he's doing SOMETHING. I go closer to the window and stand on my tiptoes to see what he's doing. He was PEEING ON THE HOUSE!!!!! And not JUST peeing, but PLAYING! He's making the stream go up and down, side to side, it's everywhere. I hope he peed on himself because when I smacked the window he jumped and readjusted. (And yeah, got more of an eyeful than I bargained on) His excuse? "I thought you were in the bathroom". Helloooooooooooo!!! The bathroom door is standing WIDE OPEN! And even if it wasn't try KNOCKING!!!!! I am so furious right now. What the **** would posess him to do this ON. MY. HOUSE. And at the should-know-better age of 18 And of course he's mad at ME for yelling at him for it. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!