I called the internet satellite company today to cancel. They tell me that they will need their stuff back. I am like - yea - the modem, right? "Yes and the radio transmitters." "Where the heck are the radio transmitters?" "They are in satellite dish on the roof." Silence on my part before I absolute lose it.................. "You want me to climb on my TWO story roof and disassemble radio transmitters from a satellite dish?" "Yes, or they will be a 100.00 charge. We send a manual on how to do it." "A manual?" "Yes, it will be there in 7 days." " I am moving in THREE days - and you want me to get a ladder, climb to the top of my roof and pull transmitters out of something that is emitting electricity!!!! And, oh not fall off the roof in the process??" OMG - Unbelievable. I have gotten over being mad to being slightly amused - but there is still NO way I am climbing on my roof to do that. His words were "well anyone can do it!".... "Really??? Not me!!! And if I did fall, you would be getting the hospital bill, and the lawsuit buddy."