Steely
Active Member
I called the internet satellite company today to cancel. They tell me that they will need their stuff back. I am like - yea - the modem, right?
"Yes and the radio transmitters."
"Where the heck are the radio transmitters?"
"They are in satellite dish on the roof."
Silence on my part before I absolute lose it..................
"You want me to climb on my TWO story roof and disassemble radio transmitters from a satellite dish?"
"Yes, or they will be a 100.00 charge. We send a manual on how to do it."
"A manual?"
"Yes, it will be there in 7 days."
" I am moving in THREE days - and you want me to get a ladder, climb to the top of my roof and pull transmitters out of something that is emitting electricity!!!! And, oh not fall off the roof in the process??"
OMG - Unbelievable. I have gotten over being mad to being slightly amused - but there is still NO way I am climbing on my roof to do that.
His words were "well anyone can do it!"....
"Really??? Not me!!! And if I did fall, you would be getting the hospital bill, and the lawsuit buddy."
"Yes and the radio transmitters."
"Where the heck are the radio transmitters?"
"They are in satellite dish on the roof."
Silence on my part before I absolute lose it..................
"You want me to climb on my TWO story roof and disassemble radio transmitters from a satellite dish?"
"Yes, or they will be a 100.00 charge. We send a manual on how to do it."
"A manual?"
"Yes, it will be there in 7 days."
" I am moving in THREE days - and you want me to get a ladder, climb to the top of my roof and pull transmitters out of something that is emitting electricity!!!! And, oh not fall off the roof in the process??"
OMG - Unbelievable. I have gotten over being mad to being slightly amused - but there is still NO way I am climbing on my roof to do that.
His words were "well anyone can do it!"....
"Really??? Not me!!! And if I did fall, you would be getting the hospital bill, and the lawsuit buddy."