I'm an 8th degree leather belted, rhino skinned, HMJ drinking, chicken liver dancing in the moonlight, pink snapper riding, Warrior Mom who survived a 13 year abusive marriage, able to leap tall IEP's in a single bound, had to deal with my share of political kaka, Nasty looks from women who think they know how to parent my kid better, been the neighborhood pariah, got kicked out of church for sons behaviors, dealt with pastors, and "church-going" well meaning but two faced people, I've done everything, with practically nothing for so long I am now able to do any task to the best of my ability while whistling dixie, changing a diaper, stopping the third world war in a goldfish pond, separating 2 pit bulls from fighting over a Cheeto on waxed linoleum floor - and while I would NEVER welcome an attack - if I were a mugger I would be WAY more afraid of ME than I would a bug zapper.
(thinks about it for a minute) yup.....