The Flu Song...

[DaisyFace]

I've been down and out with the flu...and this morning in my head, I have a new theme song:

(To the tune of "I Feel Pretty")

I feel ***tty!
O so ***tty!
It's a pity how ***tty I feel!
A committe should come over to take care of me...

Next verse:

Anyone?

 

[Hound dog]

Sorry you're feeling so ***tty! Get well soon.

 

[gcvmom]

Well it certainly hasn't dampened your sense of humor!

(Passes a case of tissue) I hope you feel better soon!

 

[KTMom91]

I feel ***tty!
Oh, so ***tty!
I feel grotty and snotty and still...
my nose
is red, raw and dripping today.

 

[Shari]

OMG that's just funny