Abbey
Spork Queen
I think I'm coughing up cute little poodles right now. There is some serious crud coming out. Head cold, chest...I think I have a symphony coming out of my ears and my eyes are going South for the winter. I should look just lovely going into work today.
"How are you today?" (Insert major coughing...) Not a problem. Let's go find your obscure bottle of wine. Just step over the broken glass and liquid from the customer who was on her cell phone and knocked it down with her purse. (4 times yesterday) Cough, cough. It's my pleasure. Blah.
Only 10 hours today as a moron coworker got fired yesterday for not taking the ID OUT of it's holder and simply read it through the wallet. Great time to pick up even more hours.
Enough of my pity party. Off to work.
Abbey
"How are you today?" (Insert major coughing...) Not a problem. Let's go find your obscure bottle of wine. Just step over the broken glass and liquid from the customer who was on her cell phone and knocked it down with her purse. (4 times yesterday) Cough, cough. It's my pleasure. Blah.
Only 10 hours today as a moron coworker got fired yesterday for not taking the ID OUT of it's holder and simply read it through the wallet. Great time to pick up even more hours.
Enough of my pity party. Off to work.
Abbey