Yet another job interview Pt. 70
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He's not a dog, although he did just get back from Thailand trying to get some chickie in the country...hmmm...
Abbey
Spork Queen
lmao!!!
I took GPG to the Tilted Kilt last night. I don't think his jaw went off the floor the entire time. Lordy...I cannot compete with those girls.
Abbey
Abbey
Spork Queen
Well, I should do Pt. 71. Just got back from an interview at Menards. It's a large hardware store. I tried so hard not to laugh during the interview, but I'm looking at this guy as he's asking me questions thinking...I don't know a bolt from a screw, let alone it's size. Yes, I know what 1/8inch is. I can even go 1/16th. On a really good day with granny glasses I could possibly do 1/32.
I know what a hammer is. Do I know what part it applies to, or what you want to do with it? Ummm...no. I just know they can bang things and it really doesn't matter the size. Sometimes the claw comes in handy. I've accomplished many tasks with a really small hammer. What more do you need? Heck, even a heavy duty stapler works the same. You can see I won't get this job.
I just want to be a cashier, please. Please? I'm a good learner...really. (That was a total kiss arse statement.)
I'd be talking people down from a hammer to a stapler. Not so good.
Abbey
I know what a hammer is. Do I know what part it applies to, or what you want to do with it? Ummm...no. I just know they can bang things and it really doesn't matter the size. Sometimes the claw comes in handy. I've accomplished many tasks with a really small hammer. What more do you need? Heck, even a heavy duty stapler works the same. You can see I won't get this job.
I just want to be a cashier, please. Please? I'm a good learner...really. (That was a total kiss arse statement.)
I'd be talking people down from a hammer to a stapler. Not so good.
Abbey
TerryJ2
Well-Known Member
A hammer is what you use to hit the skillet after it has been inverted and placed on the top of the interviewer's head.
The bakery interview was a piece of cake? LOL? Sounds like the kind of job where you'd work your way up to the top in a jiffy.
I googled The Tilted Kilt. A wee bit like Hooters with an accent, eh?
The bakery interview was a piece of cake? LOL? Sounds like the kind of job where you'd work your way up to the top in a jiffy.
I googled The Tilted Kilt. A wee bit like Hooters with an accent, eh?
Hound dog
Nana's are Beautiful
I doubt I'd have any luck in a hardware store either. I've got the very basic tools down and what they do.
Abbey, I'll give you a piece of advice I gave to K last week. Go to the local hospitals and put in a application for housekeeping.....or any other nonskilled type work. Housekeeping is one of the best for "unskilled". They usually pay pretty darn good, but the benefits rock. Repeat ever 3-6 months as needed.
Oh, also take the civil service test for mail carrier. Awesome pay and benefits. Test isn't hard.
I dunno why I didn't think of it for you both before. Guess I'm getting old.
Abbey, I'll give you a piece of advice I gave to K last week. Go to the local hospitals and put in a application for housekeeping.....or any other nonskilled type work. Housekeeping is one of the best for "unskilled". They usually pay pretty darn good, but the benefits rock. Repeat ever 3-6 months as needed.
Oh, also take the civil service test for mail carrier. Awesome pay and benefits. Test isn't hard.
I dunno why I didn't think of it for you both before. Guess I'm getting old.
