2008 First Christmas Joke - and Card list update

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Nov 10, 2008.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    There are currently 25 on the list - 2 canadian, 1 nz, and the rest US.
    IF YOU ARE NOT SURE YOU are on it - PM me -
    I sent Pm's back to those of you who signed up - anyone else - remember November 22 is the deadline - cut off. Thanks

    2008's First Christmas Joke

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly

    'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
    something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
    flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

    'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
    shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

    Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
    finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
    what do those symbolize?'

    The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

    And So The Christmas Season Begins......
  2. klmno

    klmno Active Member

    Ha! Oh wait until Terry sees this....

    I want to do the lsit but am not sure that my budget will allow it this year....
  3. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    klmno -- don't forget, you can send hand-made postcards, too. That definitely saves $ on the postage.

    But don't feel bad if you can't. You won't be the only one in that boat.

    Star, I thought you weren't supposed to share your real name on the board (shhh... your secret's safe with me, Carol).
    Last edited: Nov 10, 2008
  4. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member


    He KNOWS when you've been bad or good, so be GOOD, for goodness sake!

  5. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    "First" Christmas Joke? You mean there will be more?

  6. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Many more...........


  7. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    I'm sure St. Peter's got a special entrance just for you, dear... :rofl:
  8. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    me and St. Pete (makes fingers cross) like that -

    When Alman bros wrote that song and sang about the Back Door man - they were singing in code to me so I'd know where to go. Pretty sure heaven has a back door and if I don't get to go through then I bet there is an express elevator down to Hades for me and my wit.

    Amore -