So, a friend took me to lunch last week and gave me a great idea. Instead of doing paternity testing at the hospital when the baby is born and risking WWIII, why not just buy a kit (you send the swabs to a real lab) and do it at home, discreetly? There's really only a 1% chance that the other guy is the father, anyway, and it will save a lot of drama. Yes! I bought a $29.99 kit yesterday. D-Day is approx. Sept. 29. And difficult child still believes that H, his girlfriend, will never find out. THAT will be WWIII.