Easter joke- cute

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Fran, Apr 4, 2010.

  1. Fran

    Fran Former desparate mom

    Happy Easter

    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
    Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

    The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

    A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

    "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

    The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

    The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

    The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"

    The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says,

    "Hair Spray

    Restores life to dead hair,

    and adds permanent wave.":bunny_ears::easter_eggs:
  2. tiredmommy

    tiredmommy Site Moderator

  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Oh, that's cute!
  4. LittleDudesMom

    LittleDudesMom Well-Known Member Staff Member

    That's a cute one Fran - A joke I can share with the difficult child!

  5. Suz

    Suz (the future) MRS. GERE

    :rofl: !!!

  6. busywend

    busywend Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Very cute!
  7. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member

    easy child/difficult child and I were laughing at this-we loved it!
  8. Nancy

    Nancy Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Haha really cute!
  9. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    very cute!
  10. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Well I guess I'll have to start carrying hair spray in my car now for those just in case road kill moments.

  11. Marguerite

    Marguerite Active Member

    I told the boys this one yesterday. I nearly got lynched! Meanwhile husband was lurking on CD on his laptop in the next room and he heard me begin to tell the joke - he'd already read it, and groaned in anticipation!