Crap! I'm LATE to this again!
Well, whatEVER you DIDN'T do that I DIDN'T get to read about a half hour ago because I was at difficult child 2's BB game, I sure hope you DIDN'T do it 100%! We can't have people NOT doing anything half-a$$ed around here -- simply unacceptable.
So consider yourself warned about NOT doing things. This concludes your reprimand.