happy birthday humble spork
August 11- (Yeah Yeah I know not exactly today but heck who cares we are G'sFG and so is the phenomenal SPORK)
On this date in 1970, the unusual item of cutlery know as the spork was patented in the US. Although, it had been around for a long time before that in some form or another--all the way back to the 1800s. Spork is also a good example of a portmanteau word. So I raise a spork-full of KFC coleslaw to you, humble spork. Long may you make fast food dining a challenge. read more about the spork on Wikipedia spork
*and my Dear Friend Abbey you are so wonderful and very Spork like...