I go out to car to take the difficult children to school this morning, they aren't out to it yet, thank goodness. I see green writing on the windows. On drivers side "I love p*nis in my mom", on the 2 wing mirrors little smiley faces, a big p*nis drawing right in front of the drivers way in the windshield, and more writing on the passenger windows to do with the same theme! I'm thankful that it apparently rained and the windows were wet so I took out a microfiber cloth I keep in trunk and wipe it down immediately. I was pretty ******. At first I thought it was my youngest difficult child being nasty, thinking he was funny since some of his inappropriate language uses that word but then I realized he was in bed last night all night and I never heard the house alarm beep for the doors being opened. Of course I ranted to him and the middle difficult child all the way to school about how he needs to stop using such language/words because now whoever he has used it on or with on the bus has come back to bite us/me and this is what happened! He swears he didn't use it on bus but I know better as his sister complains all the time about it to me. It was truly a lovely ride to school. On my way home, however, I noticed that there was additional graffitti with this same green paint tagged on the stop sign down the block from our house (didn't catch what it was, though didn't look like anything that made sense with a quick glance). So perhaps it was trouble makers out last night that just decided to also target out house and since my difficult child is not well liked (and generally also bullied on a daily basis, both of them), this is a reason. We've had our house and cars egged before too. Just peeves me to have something so vulgar on car and first thing in morning! Ah well, I'm thankful that I could take it off easy enough and that difficult child's didn't actually see it.