So I'm sitting here on the computer and I hear this loud alarm going off. There is always buzzing, alarms and other signals going off in Bart's house. THe problem is, I don't have new appliances and I don't how to turn them off or where they are coming from. Just washing my clothes is becoming a challenge as I try to figure out a "smart" washing machine???? Is that what they are called? I hope I didn't screw up any settings!!! I can't figure out the TV remote. He has three remotes for every TV and they all do different things so I asked him to put on my favorite channel and I'm keeping it on that one. Even turning up the volume is like "Let's Make a Deal." What remote do you use? Is it Remote #1? Remote #2? REmote #3? Arrrrgh. This time the annoying alarm was the refrigerator. I had to run all over the house looking for it. A button that says "water" was flashing. I opened and shut the "smart" refrigerator's doors and the alarm stopped. AT least his coffee pot is somewhat familiar. And right now I think I need another cup!!!!! I found out I am very unfashionable (or poor).