Marcie Mac
Just Plain Ole Tired
One of the funniest post I have read was titled You Know you have a difficult child (and yeah I know that will be changed to Difficult Child but those three initials made the difference). I so wish it was archived. So this is my attempt to get your sarcastic sense's of humor out and realize the absurdity of bone head moves. I can start by going back in time when a lot of our kids were early teens (I would have to do a blog to update to his 31 years)
You know if you have a difficult child if
He and his best friend go down to the DMV and gets an ID card that shows a new first name of Cheech - and the friend, of course, his name is Chong
You say no a zillion times to a Tat - then spot it from behind going to the kitchen - on his right real shoulder, there it is - our full last name. His brother says look on the bright side, if the police are chasing him they know his name
A navy recruiter jee's him up to join the military. He was so excited when he came from the meeting - they will give me a condo, 10,000 if I pass basic training. Not only THAT, they are going to teach me on the ship, and they have atomic bombs on there. (You can all thank me now - I set the recruiter straight on why that isn't a good idea)
You Notice another Tat has snuck its way onto his calf. A half naked girl with two eight balls for ta tas and in her hand which is up in the air is a ........ Its nothing rude, but if I put what it is that would ruin it. Isn't it nice mom? MMMMM....Its ok I guess, but why is she holding a Canadian Maple Leaf. Its a Pot leaf, me - it isn't him - it is. Me: Sorry looked like a Maple Leaf to me. Meltdown ensues - It a *$(%*% pot leaf - how was I supposed to know he never smoked pot so didn't know what the leaf looked like. (thankfully he had it covered over and its some cartoon character like Bart Simpson. He has had a few more added. Last time he was arrested - maybe 4 or 5 years ago, I think he was sorry he had any because here in Ca., if you have a few tats they put you in the gang section
If he tells you he is leaving for Tennessee tomorrow - and that you are freaked, but not so much. A post to my sisters on here, well at the end of the thread I knew someone in every state from Ca to Tenn that were willing to keep an eye on him
Next....
Marcie
You know if you have a difficult child if
He and his best friend go down to the DMV and gets an ID card that shows a new first name of Cheech - and the friend, of course, his name is Chong
You say no a zillion times to a Tat - then spot it from behind going to the kitchen - on his right real shoulder, there it is - our full last name. His brother says look on the bright side, if the police are chasing him they know his name
A navy recruiter jee's him up to join the military. He was so excited when he came from the meeting - they will give me a condo, 10,000 if I pass basic training. Not only THAT, they are going to teach me on the ship, and they have atomic bombs on there. (You can all thank me now - I set the recruiter straight on why that isn't a good idea)
You Notice another Tat has snuck its way onto his calf. A half naked girl with two eight balls for ta tas and in her hand which is up in the air is a ........ Its nothing rude, but if I put what it is that would ruin it. Isn't it nice mom? MMMMM....Its ok I guess, but why is she holding a Canadian Maple Leaf. Its a Pot leaf, me - it isn't him - it is. Me: Sorry looked like a Maple Leaf to me. Meltdown ensues - It a *$(%*% pot leaf - how was I supposed to know he never smoked pot so didn't know what the leaf looked like. (thankfully he had it covered over and its some cartoon character like Bart Simpson. He has had a few more added. Last time he was arrested - maybe 4 or 5 years ago, I think he was sorry he had any because here in Ca., if you have a few tats they put you in the gang section
If he tells you he is leaving for Tennessee tomorrow - and that you are freaked, but not so much. A post to my sisters on here, well at the end of the thread I knew someone in every state from Ca to Tenn that were willing to keep an eye on him
Next....
Marcie