Many of us have posted about bathroom issues, guess it is my turn. What just slays me is he is doing this (I think) out of pure impulsivity and the inability to slow down. It only happens in the morning before the patch has kicked in. He goes in to urinate, and I think he is standing beside the toilet and then he goes over it and it gets the trash can or the floor. I have made him clean it up with a rag and bucket. He has done that now about 5 or 6 times. He does it now without complaint. Does not seem to faze him. The only other thing I can think of to try is to go with him (ewww) into the bathroom and make sure he is doing this the right way. Like I know?? I do not urinate standing up, but husband is asleep at this time, and we try not to wake the hybernating bear. Any other ideas?